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Altair you idiot by allahdammit Altair you idiot by allahdammit
Request from my dear friend!

We're playing Assassin's Creed again, so ladies and gentleman, please welcome, the 12th century in all its beauty!

The never ending story with stupid flags that give nothing but headache ><
Especially when "Altair, my arse hurts, so could you please collect 376 flags for me? In one minute. Thank you! :trollface:"

Bastards.


Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft
Flag (c) Bastards
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:iconadarwen:
adarwen Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
lol i hated collecting those flags didnt see the point eagle view point were more fun great piece of art
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:icontriumpha:
Triumpha Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm cryling from laughter...
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:iconmshammer300:
MsHammer300 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014
That's exactly what I feel about those stupid flags! XD I'm just looking for the shiny things around them...
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:iconoocherrytheberryoo:
oOChErRyThEbErRyOo Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG :rofl: 
Amazing explanation, Altaļr. :iconthumbsupplz:
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:iconrandomperson0809:
RandomPerson0809 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
So true :D
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:icontalisath:
talisath Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Gooood, I hated the flag quests! Especially when they're timed. I could never get them from the first shot. And I know you DON'T have to do it, but it became a question of pride for me after a while:)
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:iconkaraye:
Karaye Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oops! Omnomnom xD
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:iconw17:
W17 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013
^_^
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iloveleft4dead2 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

malik:*stares at altair* stupid novice

altair:b but it sparkled

malik: stupid novice

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xXfluffyXx013 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
Reminds me of... Well... Me. With anything that sparkles. I do the same thing in the game. "Look! A sparkly thing! I'mma go get it!"
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:icondarkflametailz:
Darkflametailz Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This made me laugh so hard! :XD: very nice.


I use the flags as save spots. Because I always die. :trollface:
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:iconmilouangel:
MilouAngel Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Student Artist
lol :D
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:icontanner4:
Tanner4 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013
Pass it on to Desmond.
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:iconjesserfly:
Jesserfly Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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:iconannaleiserenae:
AnnaleiseRenae Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
You have no idea how these things haunt me. Those stupid flags are darn near irresistible.
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:icongoldgirl5:
goldgirl5 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
I hope to god he doesn't pick up Edward Cullen. HE SPARKLES!!!
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:iconassassinscreedmemory:
dont pick up sparkly things altiar
they will bring you bad luck

like this incident with the flags

:iconseriousmalikplz:

Malik-This is why i hate sparkly things ¬_¬
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:icondart-black:
Dart-Black Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Student Writer
I laughed way too hard at this. xD Love it!
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:iconlokesa:
lokesa Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Hobbyist
I played it on Xbox... alright... and when I got the Anthology on the PS3, I got all: yay, I can have all my 100% trophies on the games.

Found out there were none for AC and they never fixed it. Imma maul Ubi! (Too bad for them because I live in the area... /snickers)

Blasted sparkles! TT
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:iconassassinscreedmemory:
well,i now know why malik hates flags
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:iconxspriteyx:
XSpriteyX Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
It did make me wonder where he put them, now I know XD
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:icongods-of-the-light:
gods-of-the-light Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Whenever I'm going around being serious and looking for stuff to do, I immediately change priorities whenever I see/hear sparkles.
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:icongamergirl32:
gamergirl32 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013
ive been meaning to replay AC for those achievements but ever time i try i end up curled in a ball on the floor crying
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:iconpatrikov909:
Patrikov909 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hahahhahahaa it sparkled xD
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:icontalisath:
talisath Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, I hated those quest too. I could never see the last two or three flags, usually because I missed them at the beginning. Ugh. Great painting, though. And the text;)
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iStealUrCandy Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
baka XD
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:iconbleach-luv:
BLEACH-Luv Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
So funny!(and true!):+fav:
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:iconadtori:
Adtori Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Student General Artist
When I see something shiny on the floor, I always want to pic it up... Maybe Altair is as stupid as I am XDDDD
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:iconforgivnessanddeath:
ForgivnessAndDeath Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013
lol love it
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:iconadarwen:
adarwen Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
it sparkled couldnt stop lauging great one
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:icontobassinesia:
Tobassinesia Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
Your description is as much win as the picture. :iconlooolplz:
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:iconsweetnspice112:
SweetNSpice112 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha that is great
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:iconone-winged-angel-5:
One-Winged-angel-5 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
I hate that fucking flaags to :( but love your pics ^^
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:iconrick-lafresque:
Rick-LaFresque Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Так вот зачем эти флаги собирать надо... Теперь всё ясно))) Интересно, куда Альтаир их все складывал?)
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:iconfire-flame-fan:
Fire-Flame-Fan Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
Hahaha omg that's epic. XD
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:iconoutsidersfan33:
outsidersfan33 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
"It sparkled" Yep, that's how I am in all of the games. "Oh I better get on my missi-OMG SOMETHING SPARKLY!"

Great work! :D
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:iconmarryellen:
MarryEllen Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
XD
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:iconsnowleopard96:
snowleopard96 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
best thing of this whole picture is the description.
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:icontornasunder7916:
TornAsunder7916 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha! Yes! My uncle was playing this and I saw a flag out of the corner of my eye/the screen and I was like "get it get it get it!!! 8O 8D" and my uncle asked my why after he had gotten it and I said "W-well it sparkled.... It must be good... :)"
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:iconkrustyismyname1:
krustyismyname1 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's how my brain works. Ooh did I just see something sparkle!?? I must investigate...
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:iconassassinaltair13:
assassinaltair13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice pic. And I like your Blue avatar. =)
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:iconlolsmileyface123:
LOLsmileyface123 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student General Artist
I've only found all of the Masyaf flags! The others...I have found SOME, but not all.

I love Malik's expression in this pic, especially with the feather! :)
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:iconallahdammit:
allahdammit Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I've never found the complete set of flags) you're hero))

thank you)
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:iconknossosvrhodos:
KnossosvRhodos Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
Oooohhh - I love you so much! Gosh, this is just great!
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:iconallahdammit:
allahdammit Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcblushplz: oh you
thank you
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:iconknossosvrhodos:
KnossosvRhodos Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
XD You're welcome!
This was exactly what I thought when I saw a flag for the first time, heh!
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:iconaniphine:
Aniphine Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional Writer
Ahaha, win. :iconclapplz:
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:iconmsfcatlover:
msfcatlover Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
The worst part is that those jerks actually admit that they're supposed to be getting them! I'm fine with saving your ass from the guards, but hell if I'm doing your training excercises for you!
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:iconthestrayliger:
TheStrayLiger Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Student General Artist
My cat does the same thing, he brings home everything that sparkles.

...I shouldn't let him in the room when I'm playing...
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:iconkajara-chan:
Kajara-chan Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
So true XD
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